The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.
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Some people die. Others become a teacher...
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I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !
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I am born this way, but what is your excuse?
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Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?
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Why do men fart more often than women? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..
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If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!
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Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!
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You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!
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I wish you lots of itching and short arms.
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