DO
YOU
KNOW
WHAT IS
MEANT
BY
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M=meet
O=on
B=busy
I=in
L=life
E=every where
so now lets START
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5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya
Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch
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life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is
heaven when you have american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food.
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womens r like internet virus 1st they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur
mind download thier problems delete ur smile and hang ur life
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Dear january,how r febuary and march. April is not bad.Tell may,june and july dat august,september
and octorber got accident in november.Urs december.
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10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today"..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER
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Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL
B BROKEN!
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positive thinking is a bit like this: a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes, u
dont mind u, dont cry, u just thank God that, cows dont fly!
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true bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a late night out.....&& mom waiting with a
jhadu and u ask:"hey mom,abhi tak safai kar rahi ho
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let me draw ur face!
Dont move!
Nearly finished,
ok Done!
Wanna look
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(@..@)
(..)hi main marjava, Kitney soney ho tusy!
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