A sardar falls in luv wit a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: "I
LUV U SISTER"
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Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
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Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
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Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice :99% Sound & 1% Advice....
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Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat.. Sweet words r nice 2 say.. But sweet people r really hard 2 find..My
goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me!
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Sincere Apology:
If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont
hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!
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Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.
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Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
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What is the height of Bravery, Patience & Laziness combined? A: Sitting on the sea shore waiting for TSUNAMI to clean up ur ASS
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Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Sexy… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about your?
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