Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
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They say Love is in the air... shit if only I had a plane right now!
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Funny Answering Machine Messages Please leave a message However, you have the right to remain
silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
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Q:- what do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer?
A:- "All the information you want, except you can't understand it."
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Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
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Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling,
Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
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If u read dis, I'm SMART. If u save dis, you agree dat I'm SMART. If u fwd dis, u r spreading dat
I'm SMARt & if u delete dis, u r jealous coz I'm SMART
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Phonebook Dilemma Why r there no phone books in China? Coz there r so many Wing's and Wong's, they
r afraid u will Wing the Wong number.
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This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on ur name
and didn't even tell me? Animal Planet!
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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a
woman with her mouth shut!
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