Teacher: Why is your nose red? Max: I smelled a b-rose. Teacher: But there is no "b" in rose. Max:
There was in this one!
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Do you take me 2 be ur lawfully loveable fren, 2 have and 2 hold, 4 rich qoutes or corny jokes, in
text meassging & in poor signal, till low batt do us part?
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A woman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. Hi, honey, he says. Want a little company?
Why? asks the woman. Do you have one to sell?
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Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A: Knock on the door.
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Whn you r alone, Whn you r crying, whn you r upset, Don't think of me!! just call me Bcoz incoming
is free for me... my friend!!
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Sugar is sugar, Salt is salt, God made you dumbo, not my fault!
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U r a Stupid Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand...
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What is the difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying... & the
other ensures you Continue to do so!!
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Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside the same well
Because you r not messageing me... well
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Regular Naps Prevent Old Age... Especially If You Take Them While Driving!
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