My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...
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News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and
the third one was caught reading this txt message.
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What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth
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Why don't men often show their true feelings?
Because they don't have any. 1
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How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.
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Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?
A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.
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Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
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A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I have to leave, I can't find
a brain.
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