The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
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I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
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Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for
dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
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Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone
driving faster than you is a maniac?
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Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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