Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks,
now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.
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Definition of a Nurse A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and
then expects ur pulse to be normal
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If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. if u cry,u'll get wrinkles.. So, y don't u smile & get
dimples?
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Women are like blue jeans, They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be
replaced.
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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There's only one perfect wife
in the world & every neighbor has it!
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Psychiatrist's receptionist comes & says There's a man out who says he can make himself invisible.
Psychiatrist: "Tell him I can't see him right now."
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An in-depth study has shown that the bird flu virus hits the best chicks first. I thought I'd warn
you immediately..
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All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found
in two, is less than what I feel for you.
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If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
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Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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