Sign post outside our collage- "Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students, Wait for the Lecturers!".
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
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A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!
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A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
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Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
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I hear that you drop some money in Stocks. Were you a bull or a bear?" "Neither, just a plain simple ass.
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Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
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