Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets
ready no other place is open!
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True Love is like a pillow U could HUG it when u r in trouble U could CRY on it when u r in pain U
could EMBRACE it when u r happy Want True Love? Spend Rs50 BUY A PILLOW
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Never think of the past It brings tears... If you think of the future It brings fears... So, live
life in the present And drink chilled beers!
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What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous.... I
Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired..... I put down the mirror !
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What is the similarity between CIRCUS and a BEAUTIFUL GIRL'S HEART? Both have space for 1 more
clown...
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Its difficult 2 understand GOD, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them
into Wives!
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Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.
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He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no
matter who left you the money!
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A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents -
Ruby First Class in Bed!
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Some Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or
husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id"
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