| I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others |
| He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory
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| Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own |
| Your mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it. |
| The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. |
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| Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them. |
| If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. |
| Get a new car for your spouse; it'll be a great trade! |
| Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. |
| You are depriving some poor village of its idiot. |
