Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha
SMS Category: Santa Banta SMS |
Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya. Santa gusse mein
bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!
SMS Category: Santa Banta SMS |
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child
SMS Category: Santa Banta SMS |
Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
SMS Category: Santa Banta SMS |
Santa: mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kehti hai?
Banta: No, jo usne handwriting pachan li fer?
SMS Category: Santa Banta SMS |
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Sardar in Mysore palace,
Tourist guide- sir PLz don sit there, it is Tippu Sultan's chair
Sardar- oye don't worry yaar i will get up when he comes
SMS Category: Santa Banta SMS |
Agent: What is your father's name in english?
Santa: Beautiful red underwear
Agent: R u joking?
Santa: No, my father's name is Sunder Lal Chadda
SMS Category: Santa Banta SMS |
SARDAR: Aaj mein ne paani ko ullu banaya
2ND SARDAR: wo kaise?
1ST SARDAR: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya.
SMS Category: Santa Banta SMS |
Santa apni girl friend ko I luv you kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Girl: Ye kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I'm falling in love.
SMS Category: Santa Banta SMS |
Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi...
Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?
Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi!
SMS Category: Santa Banta SMS |
