Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
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Accident took place. Crowd gathered. Sardar reporter couldnt get in. Clever Santa Singh cried Mera
bapu. Crowd made way 4him bt it was a donkeys accident.
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Wat frustrates a SARDAR?
When his wife delivers twins & he cant find the father of the second child.
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It was Santa's weding aniversary.
Preeto : Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate?
Santa:y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made
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Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'
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Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door.
Santa asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
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Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
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Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh!
Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
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