Santa sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Couple of seconds later he received a report on his phone
and he started to dance. The report said: 'Delivered'
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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
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Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask
next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
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Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: 'Aaj Light Khana hai!'
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Santa suffering from constipation, sitting on toilet seat: Ooonh, oooonh, oohh.... nee aaja
marjaniye main tenu khan ta ni laga.
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Banta: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, j tu dasde kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, te
j tu dasde ki kidhe ne tan oh murgi v teri.
Santa: Koi hint?
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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
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American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email. Santa: In India, it is only with
a female.
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Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you...... Sardar said Oye No Problem
Soniye, Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
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