Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman? The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!
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when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley
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hy are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!
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When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get?
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How do you know when you run out of invisible ink?
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Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?
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What is the velocity of the darkness ?
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When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?
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What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?
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If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ?
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