The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.
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Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.
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What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.
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Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.
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Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.
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When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.
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It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!
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How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite
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Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.
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Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.
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