When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?
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When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?
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Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke
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What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.
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Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.
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What is ressemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!
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It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge
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How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.
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What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.
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What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.
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