Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
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If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
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Excuse me, do you live around here often?
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Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
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Are we related? Do you want to be?
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Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
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You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.
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You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
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Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving."
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Say, did we go to different schools together?
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