The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
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Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.
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Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
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Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?
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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.
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Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.
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Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
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I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
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