You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
SMS Category: One Liner SMS |
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
SMS Category: One Liner SMS |
Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
SMS Category: One Liner SMS |
Is somebody not editing what I'm saying here???
SMS Category: One Liner SMS |
I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me.
SMS Category: One Liner SMS |
|
|
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
SMS Category: One Liner SMS |
Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.
SMS Category: One Liner SMS |
You may be recognized soon. Hide.
SMS Category: One Liner SMS |
Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.
SMS Category: One Liner SMS |
There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high explosives.
SMS Category: One Liner SMS |
