The older I get, the older old is
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If it ain't broke, fix it until it is
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Do pilots take crash-courses?
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Nothing succeeds like excess
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Common sense isn't common
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If it's too loud, you're too old
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We do precision guesswork
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Familiarity breeds children
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Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
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What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
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