If it ain't chocolate, it ain't dessert
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Everyone is entitled to my opinion
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Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
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Darling, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
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Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
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Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
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Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
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Demons are a Ghouls best Friend
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Today's subliminal message is . . .
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