I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.
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Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
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Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?
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I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
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You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
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If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
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Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
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He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe
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You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.
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I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
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