I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I'd rather look at the moon again..
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This sms can only be read by someone SEXY
try again
again
maybe you are
just not sexy?
one more time
hey don't force it ugly!!!
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Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!
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I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'
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Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
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I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
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You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
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I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
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Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
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