Cigarette, A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.
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Are you typing with your forehead, again?
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Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.
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Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.
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Haven't I seen your face before - on a police poster?
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This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting
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Do I look like a damn people person?
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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you really messed up my life...
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not...
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As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.
SMS Category: Insult SMS |
