Gravity doesn't exist. Earth sucks.
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You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating around the bush, and dodging the issue.
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We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.
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He campaigned to have the only Bar in his town closed. When it did, he moved away.
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People like him don't just grow on trees - they swing from them
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A prime candidate for natural de-selection.
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His idea of a practical joke is to go into the Home for the Blind and flatten out all the Braille.
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He dips Sparrows in Peroxide and sells them as Canaries.
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Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
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A rose by any other name still has thorns.
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