I'm sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you're a grownup, I have one question..... What happened?
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We hate others for imitating us. We are irritated by their attitude.
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You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number… Sorry!
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"Learn to appreciate art," I told my girlfriend. She said, "How could I appreciate you, then?"
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Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.
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I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that's another point. I hate blackout.
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Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say "She's trying to be one naman a!"
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The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?
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When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.
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Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That's why.
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