For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here?
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Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.
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Man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.
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Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !
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Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is..
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Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!.
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Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.
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Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!
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Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette might be their last.
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Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
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