If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.
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If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.
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If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
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I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...
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I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids.
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I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.
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I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T
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I am a killer, I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!
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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
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HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
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